Words of Wisdom...

I bet this is another 'joke' cookie:

Appearances can be deceiving, but you're not fooling anyone.

... that or they really ARE stalking me!

Random Quote Mondays

Today I need to share something silly, so here it is:

SpongeBob: Why don't you go home, Patrick? You can compete in the Laying-Under-A-Rock-All-Day Games.
Patrick: Well at least I don't polish my fingernails.
SpongeBob: You take that back! *points at Patrick, his fingernail glints*
Patrick: Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails!
SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails!
Patrick: *splutters* I canNOT believe what I'm hearing!
SpongeBob: How can you hear it? You don't have ears either!
Patrick: You... You... Holes! Holes!
SpongeBob: Conehead!
Patrick: Yellow!
SpongeBob: Pink!

*giggles!*

{We now return you to your regularly scheduled Monday Madness.}

Words of Wisdom...

Someone snuck in one of those "naughty joke" cookies I think:

You have the ability to touch many people ... in bed.

... course, that doesn't detract from how true it is. :P

Random Quote Mondays

So from my favorite episode of a series playing reruns now:

"What are you people lookin' at? Well?!"
"They're lookin' at the wee little puppet man. "

*giggles hysterically* God but I loved that...

Words of Wisdom...

*whispers in awe* How does it KNOW these things?!?:

You are about to begin a prosperous business venture.

... they're stalking me aren't they?

Random Quote Mondays

Can ya guess where this is from?:

"Wow. That was a lot of evil packed into one sentence."
"Thank you."

*smirks* Somehow that just seems so ... perfect.

Words of Wisdom...

And now for our weekly dose of Fortune Cookie goodness!!:

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments while others stay awake and do them.

Ooooh, that was kind of a mean cookie wasn't it?

Random Quote Mondays

Every so often we just need to remember the obvious:

Oh! Don't fall! You know falling is bad right? Be careful! There's a lot of gravity over there!

*giggles* Yanno, falling isn't really that bad, it's kind of fun actually... it's just the smacking the ground part that's not so awesome. ;)

Happy Happy...

Happy 4th of July everyone!


Happy birthday USA!


Today's been such an improved 4th that I'm foregoing my normal Independence Day rant. I hope it's been just as kind to all of you. *grins*


Before I go - vets everywhere, past, present and future, you're in my good thoughts today as always, I hope you're keeping as safe as you can and know that there are people who appreciate all that you do. *smiles*

Words of Wisdom...

Once in a while I'm pretty sure I actually am getting 'messages' in my cookies. *nods sagely*

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

So where's my recognition and rewards already? Haven't I beaten enough people yet? I can beat more if I need to, honest! :D