Assorted Stuffs

So as you may have guessed I've been at least moderately busy lately, what with the plethora of posts that I've been putting up to amuse all and sundry... *glances at posting history, frowns* Well now something's just not right there - I've been thinking violently at my blog every day, it was supposed to be sharing my thoughts and things with you! *sighs* Ok, so I guess that means my telepathy and telekinesis are on the pram... figures. *mutters*

With that in mind - here's a bunch of stuff you've missed out on because the web and my evil brain are not on the same wavelengths:

The past two Mondays' "Random Quote Monday"!

A dress makes no sense, unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
Francoise Sagan

When men are oppressed, it's tragedy. When women are oppressed, it's tradition.
Bernadette Mosala

And, to tickle your pickles, the past two Thursdays' "Words of Wisdom" goodness!

It is better to deal with problems before they arise.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

And there you have it folks, you heard it hear first - the best way to deal with problems is to preemptively go lay down! ;)