Words of Wisdom...

I think the cookies mock me sometimes:

Courtesy is one of the best peacemakers.

HA!!! No it's not, sometimes trying to be courteous actually causes more problems, not less. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about (but I'll be nice and won't share, just in case certain peoples are reading along and figure out I was referring to them, cuz that might be bad for my bottom...)

Words of Wisdom...

*cracks open the cookie* Let's see what it has in store for me this week....

You are about to begin a prosperous business venture.

o.O! ... really? Nifty!! ^.^

Words of Wisdom...

*sobs* Even the cookies are against me sometimes!:

Every person is the architect of his own fortune.

.... this is why people think we all need to take evil mathness I bet, someone saw this fortune ages ago and decided "well, if we're all architects, we better all be good at math!" .... *mutters and plots*

Pardon Me While I Remove My Bra....

This just really, really, really tickled my funny bone, so I had to share it. Because it prompted me to share it with a friend and then say to him "Ohmigosh!! A possibly toxic gas!! Hold on, let me just remove my bra..." which got an "amen!" response. *grins* Apparently he's not concerned so much with the possibly dying so much as the freed bewbies. :P

We now return you to your regularly scheduled sanity. :)

Random Quote Mondays

It's been on a lot lately, but man every time I hear this line it cracks me up!:

But... what could be more important than planetary conquest??

What indeed, my good Beldar, what indeed! ;)

Words of Wisdom...

Sometimes I worry that the 'advice' the cookies give might be hazardous to my health... :

To make the cart go, you must grease the wheels.

... *nose twitches* ... Right, so wonder-klutz (moi) can then kill herself going near any kind of incline (even a mild one). *nods*