Random Quote Mondays

Today I've got a pair to share, the first amusing little pearl of wisdom is (egotistically) something that flew freely from mine own mouth sometime back in May of 2007 during a conversation with a male friend of mine (and it's just SO worth sharing!) , the second is Wilde, who can go wrong with Wilde? *grins* Enjoy!:

Penises are always jealous of other penises, that is the nature of penises.

I love talking about nothing, it's the only thing I know anything about. - Oscar Wilde