And now it's time for another installment of the Blog of Morality!
Me: Hey chicklets it's that time again --
Myself: to run around naked in the rain?
I: to 'accidentally' cut the brake lines on my math teachers car?
Me: *eyes I* NO. It's time to learn todays lesson. *tugs the huge Blog out from behind the firewall*
Myself: Oh lord you're going to chant again aren't you...
Me: *smirks* Yes, but not about typing, I fixed the Blog so that it's a big spinning wheel so my chanting won't be quite as bad.
I: HA!
Me: *glares, gives the wheel a good spin and starts chanting* Blog of Morality, turn, turn, turn... Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
I: *mutters* I hope it's better than last weeks...
Me: Moral number three! And the moral of today is: Live life without restraint, unless you're into bondage - then by all means, use restraints.
Myself: That sounds so familiar somehow...
I: ...probably because you're a slut?
Myself: ... Who told?!
Me: We now return you to your regularly scheduled Wednesday. Again.
{Eventually the insanity will start to get to you... but by then you'll be addicted. MWUhahahahaha!}
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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5 comments:
Ummm do you often talk to yourself....and answer? *backs away slowly*
I have whole multi-sided conversations! :D
... you should be more worried about the conversations I have with my cats. There's often singing involved in -that-...
Oh well cats are different...they understand. Ah well at least you're never lonely..
Gosh it'd be nice to be lonely sometimes. I live with two irritating bastards -- er, bachelors ... *fixes halo again* I'm rarely lonely (and rarely have privacy unless I threaten manly things like farting at them and stuff).
First of all it's futile to keep fixing that halo, once it's crooked it stays that way...not that I'd know personally, I just heard that somewhere.
Secondly TWO men, my condolences. That definitely puts you in the category of masochist. I still maintain that cats are different, they actually listen - contrary to popular opinion.
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