| Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest. Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot. AVOID: The Slow Dancer (DGLD) CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Playboy (RGSM) |
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid.
7 comments:
*hrms* I did mine and I'm apparently the Boy Next Door. I'm not sure what I think of that ... I'll ponder it while I look for my boobies, which have apparently gotten lost somewhere.
I'm the Vapor Trail (male who is a relationship pro -- at beginnings). Apparently, if you click Bi, it treats you as a man. I want my va-jay-jay back.... my boobs are very much present and accounted for since they're practically in my face...
....and now word verification does not wish to comply....
Holy Crap! That test has me pegged... I'm The Sudden Departure. Too much fun! Thanks for the link... ;o)
*blinksblinksblinks, looks at the Divine one with severe worry* .. you've LOST the WMDs?! How the hell is it possible to lose the Ubers?! *upends ET and starts molestificat--er, searching for the WMDs, even threatens to remove the bra that's supposed to contain them to see if they're just hiding in there*
I'm so confused ... why did it treat ya as a man for being bi? I'm bi, I told it I'm bi! .. did I intimidate the test? *ponders this*
*grins at Paige* Sudden Departure? I'm gonna have to read that one...
I'm not sure. But apparently there is a one question difference between Vapor Trail and the female counterpart, Sudden Departure. So I must be more masculine than I realize.
I have no idea what kind of date I am but apparently I'm desperately in need of a man because it keeps sending me to the page to look for someone....
sapphy, nah I doubt you're "more masculine" - I think you just didn't intimidate the test like I did *nods wisely, grins*
phoenix, maybe the test just wants you to love it a lil bit? ;)
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