Monday, August 31, 2009

Random Quote Mondays

I know, I know! Where the heck have I been?! Well, this story and more! will be covered this week (at some nebulously random point). In the meantime let's start getting back on track with our normal, totally random Monday quote! *grins*

"I think it was Donald Mainstock, the great amateur squash player, who pointed out how lovely I was. Until that time, I think it was safe to say that I'd never really been aware of my own timeless brand of loveliness. But his words smote me, because, of course, you see, I am lovely, in a fluffy, moist kind of a way and who could ever think otherwise. I walk, let's be splendid about this, in a lightly-scented cloud of gorgeousness that isn't a far shot from being quite simply terrific. The secret to smooth, almost shiny loveliness, of the order which we are discussing in this simple, frank, creamy-soft way, doesn't reside in oils, unguents, balms, ointments, creams, astringents, milks, moisturizers, linaments, lubricants, embrocations or balsams, to be simply divine for just one noble moment; it resides, and I mean this in a pink, slightly special way, in one's attitude of mind. To be gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, all you have to do is to believe that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely. And I believe it of myself, tremulously at first and then with mounting heat and passion because, stopping off for a second to be super again, I'm so often told it. That's the secret really."

Hugs to one and all! :D

Monday, August 3, 2009

Random Quote Mondays

*hums along quietly*

Don't place faith in human beings, human beings are unreliable things...

Sad but true, sad but true.