This is Nyxies fault, the questions were too fun to pass up. :P
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk: Sex Advice for Men
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag 3 people.
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Both! Technically 3 a.m. is morning. ;)
2. Better Sex Music: Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Better by far - Disturbed!
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Pics are easier to deny, definitely pics.
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
HOUSE!!! .... House = LUST! *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*
5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Dildo - I don't do the buzz thing.
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Either one works for me, though admittedly if they're off it makes it easier to keep my bits from being spanked by certain feisty people who seem to enjoy that...
7. Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Cunt. Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! I love that word, seriously, it's so deliciously abrasive, curt, powerful... Yum!
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Depends on my partner and what they're trying to accomplish, they're both fun but they tend to have different meanings/responses for/from me.
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
"Elalator go down da hooooooole!" ... definitely elalator, there's more room to maneuver. *twisted grin*
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
... hrm. Think I've gotta go North, those pecs are just so pretty!
11. Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock definitely. For some reason the word "dick" makes me picture really under endowed gents, there's nothing wrong with that, of course, but it's not my preference.
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Marilyn Chambers or Annette Haven.
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope. I break out of tape too easily.
14. Give a Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Anal sex, definitely anal sex.
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Can't I just do it the old fashioned way - marry a wealthy old geezer and hump him through a few heart attacks?
16. Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Depends on my mood - though admittedly there's something delicious about two cocks just for me... ;)
17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil?
Either so long as they aren't sticky - I can't stand sticky.
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Only my lovers know. :P
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
I'm not into anonymous sex, never have been. If the sex is good enough, I'm not gonna notice if anyone's watching.
20. Tied to the Bed or Tied to a St. Andrew’s Cross?
CHAINED to a St. Andrew's Cross! ;)
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Friday, September 4, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
This is Remo's fault...
Right, I'm supposed to be working on my philosophy term paper, but my eyes have gone a bit crossed and cocked so I need to take a teeny, tiny, lil break, so here we go:
1. What’s the most exciting thing you have planned for this weekend?
Bearing in mind that Monday is my Sunday: I'm going to finish working on my philosophy term paper, then the three extra credit papers I don't need to do but I find fascinating and I'm an overachiever like that. Then I'm going to work on my last psychology paper (and do an extra credit one there as well because, honestly, it just rocks!). After that I'll start working on the three minute powerpoint presentation I need to do for geology... *smiles* Yes it's true, I'm an over-acheiving academic and boring like that.
2. What is the most exciting adventure you’ve ever been part of?
The most exciting adventure I've ever been part of... umm... well... I was married and I managed to not murder my now ex-husband before it was over. Not sure if that qualifies as "exciting" exactly, but it was definitely an adventure. (Anything attempting to resemble 'normalacy' in my life has to be an adventure.)
3. A friend offers you the chance to go skydiving: you’ll be strapped to a professional skydiver who will actually operate the parachute for the two of you, so all you have to worry about is the experience itself. Would you take your friend up on the offer?
Do I have to be strapped to a professional? And if the answer is yes, can he look like Vin Diesal and can we be nekkid and can I be facing him instead of the ground, just to make things interesting...? *flutters lashes innocently*
4. How long has it been since you tried a completely different cuisine?
I think I ran out of "completely different cuisines" to try many years ago - I tried most anything put in front of me, discovered I like some stuff and loathe others and I've pretty much stuck with what I like ever since.
5. Take the quiz: Is Your Life Boring?
... I think the quiz is lying to everyone, I'm seriously boring. Just ask Becks or Wolfie or csi_tokyo or my sweet, sexy lil slavelet, any one of them will tell ya: I'm too busy to be "exciting". At least, I think they would...
6. What is the biggest fear you feel you have definitely overcome?
Don't think I've "definitely" overcome any of my fears, except that normal 'fear of death' that most people have for at least part of their life. Yep, realizing you might be dead in like a month for reasons you wouldn't even be able to physically see when you're only twenty-six apparently causes that reaction. *nods* So I'm over the whole 'death' thing.
1. What’s the most exciting thing you have planned for this weekend?
Bearing in mind that Monday is my Sunday: I'm going to finish working on my philosophy term paper, then the three extra credit papers I don't need to do but I find fascinating and I'm an overachiever like that. Then I'm going to work on my last psychology paper (and do an extra credit one there as well because, honestly, it just rocks!). After that I'll start working on the three minute powerpoint presentation I need to do for geology... *smiles* Yes it's true, I'm an over-acheiving academic and boring like that.
2. What is the most exciting adventure you’ve ever been part of?
The most exciting adventure I've ever been part of... umm... well... I was married and I managed to not murder my now ex-husband before it was over. Not sure if that qualifies as "exciting" exactly, but it was definitely an adventure. (Anything attempting to resemble 'normalacy' in my life has to be an adventure.)
3. A friend offers you the chance to go skydiving: you’ll be strapped to a professional skydiver who will actually operate the parachute for the two of you, so all you have to worry about is the experience itself. Would you take your friend up on the offer?
Do I have to be strapped to a professional? And if the answer is yes, can he look like Vin Diesal and can we be nekkid and can I be facing him instead of the ground, just to make things interesting...? *flutters lashes innocently*
4. How long has it been since you tried a completely different cuisine?
I think I ran out of "completely different cuisines" to try many years ago - I tried most anything put in front of me, discovered I like some stuff and loathe others and I've pretty much stuck with what I like ever since.
5. Take the quiz: Is Your Life Boring?
You Live an Exciting Life |
 You are anything but a bore. You make sure that life is full of excitement. You have an adventurous spirit, and you don't like to sit still for too long. If you feel like doing something, you don't think about it. You just do it. There's no way you could ever live a boring life. There's too much to do and not enough time. |
... I think the quiz is lying to everyone, I'm seriously boring. Just ask Becks or Wolfie or csi_tokyo or my sweet, sexy lil slavelet, any one of them will tell ya: I'm too busy to be "exciting". At least, I think they would...
6. What is the biggest fear you feel you have definitely overcome?
Don't think I've "definitely" overcome any of my fears, except that normal 'fear of death' that most people have for at least part of their life. Yep, realizing you might be dead in like a month for reasons you wouldn't even be able to physically see when you're only twenty-six apparently causes that reaction. *nods* So I'm over the whole 'death' thing.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Feelin silly...
Right so I'm wasting about four minutes of study time between reading a cute meme post from ET and doing it myself, cuz I needed a break. Mathness sucks. My 'album' looks pretty cool all things considered. :)
1. Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random." The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2. Go to Random Quotations. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3. Go to Flickr and click on "explore the last seven days." The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use photoshop or a similar program to put it all together.Here's my album cover:
1. Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random." The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2. Go to Random Quotations. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3. Go to Flickr and click on "explore the last seven days." The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use photoshop or a similar program to put it all together.Here's my album cover:
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