Friday, September 4, 2009

Sex Meme

This is Nyxies fault, the questions were too fun to pass up. :P

This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme:

1. You must include this link to
Sex Talk: Sex Advice for Men
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag 3 people.

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?

Both! Technically 3 a.m. is morning. ;)

2. Better Sex Music: Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Better by far - Disturbed!

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Pics are easier to deny, definitely pics.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
HOUSE!!! .... House = LUST! *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Dildo - I don't do the buzz thing.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Either one works for me, though admittedly if they're off it makes it easier to keep my bits from being spanked by certain feisty people who seem to enjoy that...

7. Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Cunt. Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! I love that word, seriously, it's so deliciously abrasive, curt, powerful... Yum!

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Depends on my partner and what they're trying to accomplish, they're both fun but they tend to have different meanings/responses for/from me.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
"Elalator go down da hooooooole!" ... definitely elalator, there's more room to maneuver. *twisted grin*

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
... hrm. Think I've gotta go North, those pecs are just so pretty!

11. Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Cock definitely. For some reason the word "dick" makes me picture really under endowed gents, there's nothing wrong with that, of course, but it's not my preference.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Marilyn Chambers or Annette Haven.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope. I break out of tape too easily.

14. Give a Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Anal sex, definitely anal sex.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Can't I just do it the old fashioned way - marry a wealthy old geezer and hump him through a few heart attacks?

16. Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Depends on my mood - though admittedly there's something delicious about two cocks just for me... ;)

17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil?
Either so long as they aren't sticky - I can't stand sticky.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Only my lovers know. :P

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
I'm not into anonymous sex, never have been. If the sex is good enough, I'm not gonna notice if anyone's watching.

20. Tied to the Bed or Tied to a St. Andrew’s Cross?
CHAINED to a St. Andrew's Cross! ;)


Andrew said...

*scritches you into a purring funk* ^.^

Tempestuous said...

Oh that is =so= not fair! *chuckles* Evil brat. *GLOMPS, molestificates, smirks*

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