Thursday, February 26, 2009

Words of Wisdom...

So I'm pretty sure that there is a higher being out there, because I don't know anyone else who gets fortune cookies like the ones I do. Like this one:


Time is not measured by a watch but by moments.
Moments, however, are measured by watches.


... *blinks once, slowly* ... Right, so, like I said, I'm pretty sure there's a higher being out there, cuz She/he/it is really enjoying fucking with my head through my fortune cookies.

6 comments:

Nyxmyst said...

And that higher power is saying..

"for fucks sake woman, put down the chinese food!!!"

:P

phoenix said...

Yes Tempy there IS a higher being *cracks up* Fucking with our heads is what it does when there's nothing to create, that's why there are fortune cookies *nods wisely*

sapphire said...

I think I'll have to wear my fortune cookie underwear every thursday now. just in case you get bad ones.

phoenix said...

Please tell me you mean underwear with fortune cookie on them rather than underwear made of them.

sapphire said...

yes. they have a fortune cookie drawing printed on them with a fortune coming out of it. what's even cuter is the back says "thank you, come again"... that's just a little hard to show in a classroom setting, though.

phoenix said...

Okay that's really cool. *grins* Yes You must wear them just in case our Tempy gets a bad fortune cookie

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